I remember it was a particularly active third quarter at a previous company I worked for (this would never happen at Aquire!). No, I don’t mean high turnover or an increase in recruiting, but a record-breaking number of baby showers. 8, to be exact. That’s right, baby showers for (and here’s the best part) 8 MALE employees with expectant wives! Shortly after returning from pastel-colored cake and little baby-sized presents for our 8th father, I’m standing by our vast expanse of cubicles day-dreaming about dessert when my boss, red-faced, shouts across the room right before entering his office. In his booming voice I hear “We’re no longer hiring women in this company since we cannot afford to take any more time off of work. If you were all women we’d have to include maternity leave too!!” I stand there in disbelief, hoping somehow I was the only person who heard him. But sadly, I wasn’t. Stares of confusion, surprise, and astonishment peer back at him from every cubicle. If only it was April 1st…
Aquire will be hosting the April Fool’s edition of Carnival of HR. We all know that HR experiences all the good, the bad, and the hilarious of the workplace. Share your stories of office shenanigans – the intern vs. employee prank wars, office talent show gone wrong, or an accidental email/tweet/text. The list can go on. Be creative and celebrate April Fool’s Day with us!
P.S. Please, send links to Mike Miranda at mmiranda@aquire.com by Monday April 11th. Include #CarnivalofHR in the subject line. The carnival will go live on April 13th.
P.P.S. – Bonus points for pictures